The Student Windsurfing Association

No Jem, Ozzy Osbourne ate bats not birds!!

Jem Hall the renowned bird lover was found with this red breast at the Aussie Kiss. She was like putty in his hands after he'd finished stroking her feathers. When Jem was asked about his love of fowl, he replied:


'Bender, catching this bird just came to me like an over hand grip in a Russian rug roll [one of his new moves for the non-limp wristed]. I've loved birds since I was about 12 [dispelling all myths of his tendencies towards goats]'


If you'd like to catch Jem stroking birds, goats, Russians or even learn to bust those killer moves on the water, then go to one of his clinics this summer. Check out his site ( for details and to book.

Poor little bugger, barely stood a chance!

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