Northern Monkey: Bad Education    2+2 = 5

Never learnt that Big Elephants Can’t Add Up Sums Easily? Or never quite got the hang of BIDMAS? Well, get ready to go back to school!

Northern Monkey returns again this year and it’s going to be bigger, badder and boozier than last year! Come to Liverpool from the 23^rd to 25^th November to get some lessons from the University of Life!

During Saturday and Sunday day time we will head down to Crosby Marina where we will be running Beginner and Intermediate clinics, racing and freestyle competitions with prizes up for grabs provided by our lovely sponsors. Worried about the cold? Don’t be. We guarantee a warm shower – more than can be said for other centres! Then home to your host’s house for a wholesome dinner in true SWA style.

As with all SWA events we have two sicktacular parties lined up for the Friday and Saturday nights. The bar will be stocked with plenty of Sambucca and the musical stylings of our very own DJ in residence on the Saturday night. And being Liverpool, it is the cheapest place to party in the country! Then you’ll stumble back to your amazing host’s house who will cook you a big fat breakfast in the morning.

The theme this year (if you hadn’t guessed already) is Bad Education! Think stationary, the flat earth and teachers and school mistresses.

How much are you going to have to pay for this bundle of epicness? The princely sum of £15. That’s right, for the price of two southern pints, you can come to Liverpool and party with the best people in the country – all you wonderful windsurfers!

Included in the ticket price are: two nights accommodation, two epic parties, two days awesome windsurfing, hot showers, event stash, two dinners, two breakfasts, one set of amazing memories!

Don’t be left out. Don’t let someone tell you those five terrible words: You weren’t at that event.