Updates:
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A total of 3 live bands confirmed (check out their myspace links below)
- Slave auction nominations already flying in.
- Directions to the student union available online.
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? The Bristol/UWE Beachside Fetish event is upon us
On Friday night, you will be requested report to Madame Katie (shell be the one in suspenders and a corset) in the dungeon of Bristols Student Union (3rd Floor, Epi Bar) and register yourselves. Pick up your freebies, and make your way to the Slave Auction bid generously please, these slaves will be at your beck and call all weekend, on a leash if necessary. Presidents will nominate at least one slave from their club to be auctioned off, so if you like to be dominated then why not offer yourself for the challenge?
On Saturday, having spent a night chained to the lovely floors of Bristol students and after indulging in a freshly cooked bacon sandwich (maybe fed to you by your slave), you will be whisked off to Axbridge reservoir where the water sports will begin.
Which uni will be spanking all the others in the SWA-Neilson Race series? Will all you rubber lovers be able to concentrate enough on the water, in the daze of wet-suited beauties, to bag yourself a prize in the SWA-Boardwise Freestyle event?
Spectators will be entrusted with the task of using an uphaul to whip anyone in a gimp hood into submission. They must know their place. Lavacultomaniacs[1] may want to hang out in the changing rooms.
On Saturday night there will be some grub followed by a massive beach party being thrown for you by the Bristol Medics. In keeping with the theme of the weekend, please attire yourself correctly team spandex and leather with flip flops and floral garlands, or try stockings and heels with some super-small boardies you're all intelligent, creative, and twisted people, you'll think of something. If at a loss, wear a wife-beater.
Look forward to a surf machine, cocktails and dancing, plus live music - the line up includes Saturdays and Sundays, the Okay Deejays, DJ Fanta, Monkey Militia and others tbc. Make sure you've got a pair of handcuffs to ensure you get someone to take home, but if kleptophilia[2] is your bag, then avoid going too crazy on the way home we'd like the event to pass without excessive police involvement if possible.
On Sunday you'll be making your way to Axbridge again please refrain from any bestiality as you drive through our lovely countryside to continue the competitions and on-water goodness. Aquaphiliacs[3] will be in heaven this weekend with all the lake frolicking that is to be expected at any student windsurfing event.
Those that have excelled in the competitions will be well rewarded with great prizes, and those that have failed to perform will be punished.
This gloriously kinky weekend will only set you back £20 that's a lot less than your average weekend somewhere else on the Bristol fetish scene so take your chance while you can. If you want to join in, tell your president, and then they need to get in touch with Madame Katie, Bristol;s president.
